Machete=greatest movie ever made

Okay that's not true, but it is a lot of fun.

Maybe its like a guilty pleasure to watch gratuitous violence that's as whacky as Machete, but shit is it a lot of pleasure.

Super funny, great characters--and this is no joke--the best roles that I've seen Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba in. Both were dead on, super funny, and really really really good looking. (Rodriguez looked especially cute. Not that's she's not hot, but I don't think I've ever thought of her as cute, maybe it was the bangs she was sporting).

Anyway, here's Michelle Rodriguez as Shé, and Jessica Alba as Sartana.





Oh and Lindsay Lohan as a killer nun.