Machete=greatest movie ever made

Okay that's not true, but it is a lot of fun.

Maybe its like a guilty pleasure to watch gratuitous violence that's as whacky as Machete, but shit is it a lot of pleasure.

Super funny, great characters--and this is no joke--the best roles that I've seen Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba in. Both were dead on, super funny, and really really really good looking. (Rodriguez looked especially cute. Not that's she's not hot, but I don't think I've ever thought of her as cute, maybe it was the bangs she was sporting).

Anyway, here's Michelle Rodriguez as Shé, and Jessica Alba as Sartana.





Oh and Lindsay Lohan as a killer nun.

Who wants to go the movies tomorrow night?

Machete is going to be the best movie ever--even if its the worst!

If you're in the San José area, and you want to see some Robert Rodriguez style madness hit me up!

MACHETE!

Next weekend...

I'll be in LA but you know I want to see Machete.

No matter how bad this movie is, it'll still be good. Like amazingly badly good. Robert Rodriguez, Danny Trejo, Robert DeNiro, Jesscia Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, and Lindsay Lohan as a nun. This has to win!



Also, these are sooo sick, and I want them badly. Who wants to buy me some Dr. Marten's brogues?